Brain did not Impload, But I did go Through a Period of Believing I was a Snow Globe.
Huzzah! The interent is up and running again! Impressively my sister and I managed to cope in the period of world-wide-web-nessless rather well. "Rather well" here meaning our brains did not implode from going through a week of internet cold turkey. Although, that feat is rather less impressive for me, considering that my brain had already simultaneously imploaded and exploded with the delivery of my obscene mobile phone bill. No more mobile internet useage for me.
I am now fully embracing summer and to signify this event have started wearing shorts. My knees are happy to finally see the sunlight again. Poor knees. The only issue with wearing the shorts (that are otherwise great in every other way) is that they show off my still red and scabby cut that I got a month ago (damn you bed with unsafe screws sticking out!) and so whenever I try to talk to anyone, they start staring transfixedly at it.
If you get annoyed by people staring at you breasts when you're talking to them, try having them staring at your knees! Most irratating. Espicially when they start not-so-subtely moving to get a better angle to look at it.
I am now fully embracing summer and to signify this event have started wearing shorts. My knees are happy to finally see the sunlight again. Poor knees. The only issue with wearing the shorts (that are otherwise great in every other way) is that they show off my still red and scabby cut that I got a month ago (damn you bed with unsafe screws sticking out!) and so whenever I try to talk to anyone, they start staring transfixedly at it.
If you get annoyed by people staring at you breasts when you're talking to them, try having them staring at your knees! Most irratating. Espicially when they start not-so-subtely moving to get a better angle to look at it.
