The Adventures, Mishaps and Musings of Me

Tea, while in the process of being drunk, should be contained safely in a tea cup, and not spilt all over my University notes.

...

Damn.

It's official, when studying accounting class, I have all the attention span of a seven year old child who has eaten too many Smarties.

Mmmmm... Stale bread for dinner!

Honestly, it's a miracle I'm still alive after suffering six months of my culinary creations.  I suppose it's balanced out by the gorgeous Italian food that I consume when not at home.

I have a new favourite word: 

DIAGRAMMATICALLY.

Awesome, eh?

Italian ladies who work in post offices are lovely.  They are the athesis to evil Italian cleaning ladies.  Sadly, they don't quite balance eachother out because I come into contact with Italian post office ladies perhaps once a month, where as cleaning ladies thrust their evil presence on me twice a week.  I think this is one of the little unfair-ities of life.

Ladies and gentlemen, the cold has finally subsided.  Horray!

And guess who has tickets for the AC Milan/Sampdoria match on Sunday?

Everyone on LJ who's feeling sick, is surrounded by a mound full of tissues and whose nose has become a never ending torrent of phlemn - raise your hand!

*raises hand*

Believe the hype - University is amazing!!

I am absoloutly sweltering, suffocating and sweaty at... 25.C.

Yes, I fail at dealing with summer weather.  Damn you humidity!!  Something tells me my inability to deal with heat could be a problem in Italy.  Oh, dear.  However, I have started learning Italian by the power of language CD's!  Now, my vocabulary has expanded from yes/no/please/thankyou/good morning/excuse me to include ordering drinks.  As a student, it is definately the most important lanuage skill to have down.  Uno vino rosso, per favoure?

I'm simultaneously pissed off that almost everyone on my F-list has been to see The Dark Night and it's not even out yet; here, in jolly England.  Yet, at the same time I'm also incredibly thankful that all those who have posted about it have also hidden all their spoliery thoughts away under cuts.  Thus, I am grateful for all F - lister's consideration in not spoiling the movie for people who have yet to see it.  I'll be moving into the group who have seen it by next Tuesday evening - huzzah!

And I can't think of anything more to say... well other then mentioning a trip to London, tommorow, to see the Phantom of the Opera.  Hee, hee, lucky me!

You know how when you are growing out your fringe, you have to go through the pain barrier of resembling a sheepdog (but fleshier)?  And that during that stage you:

 A.  Do NOT want to be seen by anyone, espicially those that may make scarecrow and or bush backwards cracks.

B.  Have strong urges to take drastic action by way of secuteurs.

Well, I'm in that stage now and it is causing me trauma.  Espicially when said "hairstyle" has to visit a windy beach and consume fish and chips.

After coming home from my business studies exam (which went rather well) and climbing through the kitchen window as I had forgotten my house keys again (which also went rather well) I found that the three remote controlled cars that me and my brother ordered on a Sunday afternoon whim had arrived! Wohoo!

God, I'm such a child XP

Rule Brittania!  

To make an even more exciting end to the day, yesterday, the ladder up to my bed collapsed on me as I was halfway up it.  Ow.  I managed to cut my leg rather badly on on a screw on the way down.  Double ow.  

Geez, I've been so accident prone recently.  I now shall not move a muscle without completeing a fully documented risk analysis and ensuring I am completely covered head to toe in cotton wool and bubble wrap!

Christmas rocked XD



 

I really want to make an LJ post.  

But I've got nothing interesting to post about.

Well, actually, I've got lots of things that can't make a stand alone post, but could all clump together in one big post.

But then it'd be all rambly and boring and no one would ever read it.

So instead, I'll choose three things to blog about that someone out there might be vaguely interested in.

Thing Number One:  On the end of the Vincent/Yuffie date scene, I implied that it was the last one I was going to make.  No longer is that the case as, apparantly, the vids are still regarded as amusing.  As long as they stay that way, and people want more, I'll make them.  Next up - Cloud/Sephiroth!  

Thing Number Two:  Before Cloud/Sephy goodness, I'm gonna be making another Final Fantasy parody called "Ode to Cait Sith".  Yes, the title is sarcasm.  As soon as I finish this pointless entry I'll start putting it down on paper.

Thing Number Three:  I have a new person watching my journal!  Hello!!