Yes, if There Really Was a Fire We'd be All Screwed.
The firealarm has being going off for two hours straight. Usually, you can't get through two days of living in this dormitory without the fire alarm going off at some point due to everyone smoking in the rooms. But, God alive, it's now completely malfunctioned and has being going off continuously for two hours. After the first half hour of it, I came to the conclusion that there may have actually been a fire, but after a bit of investigation this was, of course, not true - the alarm in the halls have just gone completely bonkers.
Wait, it's stopped.
And now it's started again. And stopped. And started again. And stopped.
Ugh, I forsee a painful headache coming on...
EDIT: Three hours of fire alarm and it's finally stopped. Phew.
